https://www.heiliao-wang.com/黑料网-黑料不打烊官方网站https://www.heiliao-wang.com/post/87.html<div class='wxsyncmain'><section data-role="outer" label="Powered by 135editor.com" style="font-size: 16px;"><p style="text-align: right;vertical-align: inherit;margin-right: 8px;margin-left: 8px;max-width: 100%;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);letter-spacing: 0.544px;font-size: 17px;line-height: 3em;font-family: -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, Arial, sans-serif;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><br /></p><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>1</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section data-role="paragraph" style="background-color: rgba(0, 0, 0, 0);padding: 0px;box-sizing: border-box;"><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;font-size: 17px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">欢迎收看今日份快乐源泉<br /></span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.9498269896193772" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" style="" data-w="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-797894019669e5a72a887a1721653874.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">这种天气还要打工，和卖火柴的小女孩又有什么区别呢？</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 10px;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 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data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>3</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">老实人</span></section><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" 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83);">谁说现在单纯的人变少了，比如我就单纯的想赚钱。</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>4</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">给女儿父亲点赞，给检察院点赞</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="720" style="margin: 0px;padding: 0px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word 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&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #ffffff;border-style: solid;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>5</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">很明显，新买的衣服很不合身</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="545" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1349031515669e5a73118251721653875.png" /><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1657264281184" data-id="1657264281184"></mpcpc></section><section 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8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">水上乐园</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="684" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1306177423669e5a7344e6e1721653875.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">景区：他不是工作人员，他是老六</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>7</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">不得不说，这孩子理解能力挺好的</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="1080" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-599843931669e5a735be511721653875.png" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="1080" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1829770754669e5a738011b1721653875.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">这些题你都会吗？<br /></span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br 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bottom;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;font-style: normal;font-variant-ligatures: normal;font-variant-caps: normal;font-weight: 400;letter-spacing: 0.544px;orphans: 2;text-align: center;text-indent: 0px;text-transform: none;white-space: normal;widows: 2;word-spacing: 0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-decoration-style: initial;text-decoration-color: initial;width: 540px;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;height: 922px;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1023434514669e5a739b47f1721653875.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="547" style="width: 539px;height: 573px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-853195509669e5a73aee781721653875.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="552" style="width: 542px;height: 650px;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1218317903669e5a73b49c01721653875.jpeg" /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="541" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1314470301669e5a73d4f881721653875.jpeg" /></section><section style="text-align: justify;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我在互联网上得到的最好建议是：不要接受互联网上那些陌生人的建议。</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>0</strong><strong>9</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">只有男人看得懂</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-2030548017669e5a73e0de11721653875.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">不，我已经习惯了用左手~</span><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>10</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">这身材太绝了</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="690" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1088857940669e5a73f219c1721653875.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">世间两大捋不清：</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">USB的正反面儿，百叶窗的上下绳儿</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1656949816895" data-category_id_list="1|16|24|28|31|35|36|37|39|41|42|46|47|48|5|6|7|8" data-id="1656949816895"></mpcpc><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>11</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">鲸鱼的脊椎骨</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="png" data-w="473" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1798773636669e5a740cd891721653876.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>12</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">这西瓜也太懂事了吧</span></section><section style="margin: 8px;padding: 0px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;clear: both;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;font-style: normal;font-variant-ligatures: normal;font-variant-caps: normal;font-weight: 400;letter-spacing: 0.544px;orphans: 2;text-indent: 0px;text-transform: none;white-space: normal;widows: 2;word-spacing: 0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-decoration-style: initial;text-decoration-color: initial;text-align: center;line-height: 1.6em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="margin: 0px;padding: 0px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;vertical-align: bottom;height: auto !important;width: 677px !important;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-896696496669e5a7428c921721653876.jpeg" /></section><section style="margin: 8px;padding: 0px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;clear: both;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;font-style: normal;font-variant-ligatures: normal;font-variant-caps: normal;font-weight: 400;letter-spacing: 0.544px;orphans: 2;text-indent: 0px;text-transform: none;white-space: normal;widows: 2;word-spacing: 0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-decoration-style: initial;text-decoration-color: initial;text-align: center;line-height: 1.6em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="margin: 0px;padding: 0px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;vertical-align: bottom;height: auto !important;width: 677px !important;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1420449731669e5a744eace1721653876.jpeg" /></section><section style="margin: 8px;padding: 0px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;clear: both;min-height: 1em;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;font-style: normal;font-variant-ligatures: normal;font-variant-caps: normal;font-weight: 400;letter-spacing: 0.544px;orphans: 2;text-indent: 0px;text-transform: none;white-space: normal;widows: 2;word-spacing: 0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-decoration-style: initial;text-decoration-color: initial;text-align: center;line-height: 1.6em;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="690" style="margin: 0px;padding: 0px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;vertical-align: bottom;height: auto !important;width: 677px !important;visibility: visible !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-832227883669e5a746b2df1721653876.jpeg" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">太喜欢夏天了！顺着脑瓜子淌汗！这么多年脑子进的水？终于彻底排出来了！</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>13</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">现在转行不知道来不来得及</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="1080" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-150354848669e5a74819401721653876.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: left;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我都已经来上班了，怎么还要工作？</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>14</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">浪漫的一幕</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="873" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-381721861669e5a749764c1721653876.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">不过，这哥们怎么还带个头套去求婚啊，是怕被别人认出来吗？<br /></span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;box-sizing: border-box;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>15</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">感谢哥友投稿</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1080" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1591405084669e5a74a2af81721653876.jpeg" /></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="jpeg" data-w="1079" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1376910252669e5a74ae8ec1721653876.jpeg" /></section><section style="text-align: justify;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">一个人一旦没人和他聊天，他就会经常发朋友圈。</span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height: 8px;margin-bottom: -22px;background: #fff100;border-radius: 6px;border-width: 0px;border-color: #000000;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>16</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">不知道到处都是监控吗？</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="gif" data-w="300" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1738948025669e5a74f13011721653876.gif" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">我一个变态都觉得变态<br /></span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height:8px;margin-bottom:-22px;background:#fff100;border-radius:6px;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>17</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">真·零元抢购</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong style="margin: 0px;padding: 0px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;color: rgb(34, 34, 34);font-family: system-ui, -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, Helvetica Neue, PingFang SC, Hiragino Sans GB, Microsoft YaHei UI, Microsoft YaHei, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;font-style: normal;font-variant-ligatures: normal;font-variant-caps: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;orphans: 2;text-align: center;text-indent: 0px;text-transform: none;white-space: normal;widows: 2;word-spacing: 0px;-webkit-text-stroke-width: 0px;background-color: rgb(255, 255, 255);text-decoration-style: initial;text-decoration-color: initial;visibility: visible;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-galleryid="" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="gif" data-w="300" style="margin: 0px;padding: 0px;outline: 0px;max-width: 100%;box-sizing: border-box !important;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;vertical-align: bottom;height: auto !important;visibility: visible !important;width: 300px !important;" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1901476673669e5a76bcb8b1721653878.gif" /></strong></span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: left;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">是自由的味道~<br /></span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height:8px;margin-bottom:-22px;background:#fff100;border-radius:6px;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>18</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">卧槽，作弊</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="gif" data-w="300" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1806850992669e5a78379991721653880.gif" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: left;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">别让钓鱼佬看到<br /></span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height:8px;margin-bottom:-22px;background:#fff100;border-radius:6px;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>19</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">喝酒莫装逼</span></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-type="gif" data-w="250" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-755178857669e5a79ebdc31721653881.gif" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: left;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">这下舒服了~<br /></span></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><br /></section><section data-tools="135编辑器" data-id="94063"><section style="text-align: center;padding: 10px 0px;box-sizing: border-box;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><section style="display: inline-block;"><section data-bgless="spin" data-bglessp="280" style="overflow:hidden;height:8px;margin-bottom:-22px;background:#fff100;border-radius:6px;"><br /></section><section style="color:#ffb0cb;display: inline-block;height:35px;margin: 0px auto;color:#3f3f3f;padding:0px 10px;text-align: center;line-height: 35px;font-size: 30px;transform: rotate(0deg);-webkit-transform: rotate(0deg);-moz-transform: rotate(0deg);-ms-transform: rotate(0deg);-o-transform: rotate(0deg);" data-brushtype="text"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);"><strong>20</strong></span></section></section></section></section><section style="text-align: center;vertical-align: inherit;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="font-size: 17px;letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">最后，不懂就问</span></section><section style="text-align: center;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><img class="rich_pages wxw-img js_insertlocalimg" data-ratio="0.6666666666666666" data-s="300,640" data-type="png" data-w="690" style="" src="/zb_users/upload/2024/07/wxsync-1111533164669e5a7a24f6d1721653882.png" /></section><section style="vertical-align: inherit;text-align: justify;margin: 8px;line-height: 1.6em;"><span style="letter-spacing: 0.5px;color: rgb(83, 83, 83);">有老司机知道这是什么意思吗？</span></section></section></section><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzU3NzY4MDA2MQ==" data-headimg="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ExQiac8mAOl9MonXrpCQGRwtuwWlxRjVdibaU92fro2CiaQTorrzM0fpySBoG8ZTCAaetibrgAwWDAfiaVZGiaGtnUyw/0?wx_fmt=png" data-nickname="小龙叨逼叨" data-alias="xiaolongdbd" data-signature="搞笑我们是认真的！奇葩搞笑段子，每天小龙陪你叨逼叨！" data-from="1"></mpprofile></section><h1 style="white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: right;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(255, 218, 81);"></span></h1><h1 style="white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: right;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 218, 81);font-size: 12px;"><strong><strong><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 218, 81);color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: center;">各位兄弟，帮点个赞吧！胆大的兄弟，帮点个在看！</span></strong></strong></span></h1><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: right;letter-spacing: 0.54px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);font-size: 12px;"><strong style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 0.54px;">↘↘↘</strong></span></p></div>Sun, 04 Oct 2026 12:58:42 +0800https://www.heiliao-wang.com/post/85.html<div class='wxsyncmain'><p><br /></p><p><iframe class="video_iframe rich_pages" data-vidtype="2" data-mpvid="wxv_2442884973339918338" data-cover="https://mmbiz.qlogo.cn/mmbiz_jpg/I9CjljFwaKUempFgicBeyXjlzIR3fLfCIgNHoHcJkrrtV2ZchicU2D4zdNSDaOC8A6KZkBCrJJ8mic5yg7KvRJAsg/0?wx_fmt=jpeg" allowfullscreen="" frameborder="0" data-ratio="0.5625" data-w="540" style="border-radius: 4px;" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/mp/readtemplate?t=pages/video_player_tmpl&amp;action=mpvideo&amp;auto=0&amp;vid=wxv_2442884973339918338" width="100%" height="960"></iframe></p><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzU3NzY4MDA2MQ==" data-headimg="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ExQiac8mAOl9MonXrpCQGRwtuwWlxRjVdibaU92fro2CiaQTorrzM0fpySBoG8ZTCAaetibrgAwWDAfiaVZGiaGtnUyw/0?wx_fmt=png" data-nickname="小龙叨逼叨" data-alias="xiaolongdbd" 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style="background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);font-size: 12px;"><strong style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 0.54px;">↘↘↘</strong></span></p></div>Sun, 04 Oct 2026 12:55:37 +0800https://www.heiliao-wang.com/post/83.html<div class='wxsyncmain'><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><br /></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">①</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">突然意识到：柯南一时半会也恢复不了，有事情又每次打电话吊着小兰，是不是某种意义上的PUA大师？</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">②</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">我不喜欢吹嘘我的昂贵旅行....</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">但是我今天去了加油站。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;outline: 0px;color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: mp-quote, -apple-system-font, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;font-size: 17px;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">③</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">问：台风里面有什么？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">答：台风有个包青天。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">④</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">问：文盲是一种什么样的体检？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">答：I don't no</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1657264365500" data-id="1657264365500"></mpcpc></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑤</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">我：我相信科学。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">科学家：睡前不要玩手机，醒来后也不要马上玩手机，那样会破坏你的....</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">我：我不。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑥</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">哥们对我说：“刚才我在P站看片。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">我不屑地说：“看就看呗，怎么，想让我帮你续费VPN？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">哥们摇摇头：“不是，我看见你对象了。”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑦</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">听说你很会砍价？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">“唉，陪老婆逛街逼的”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">“为什么这么说？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">“砍下多少就是我的零花钱……”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑧</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">要想在单位混得出人头地，就得有和领导对着干的魄力和勇气。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">比如领导说：“今年的先进我就不当了，应该给年轻人一点机会嘛！”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">你得马上火冒三丈，拍桌子摔板凳，</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">咬牙切齿地说：“你不当，我们不答应！”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1657264380330" data-id="1657264380330"></mpcpc></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑨</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">家豪在医院病房中醒来，医生正看着他：“我有一个坏消息和一个好消息。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">家豪：“什么坏消息？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">医生：“你遭遇了严重的车祸，我们不得不截掉你的双腿。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">“天哪！那好消息是什么？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">“隔壁的病人想买你的鞋。”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: center;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑩</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">当男人说他想结婚但没钱买房子时：</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">女人面如死灰：“你终于说出来了。”&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">男人：“是。”&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">女人：“原以为我们处得这样好你不会这么说。”&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">男人：“我说了。”&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">女人：“没有商量的余地了吗？”&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">男人：“是。”&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">女人：“你不该说。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">说罢一个乾坤猫爪将男人的手表取走，不见了踪影，</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">空气中传来：“物归原主，分手！”&nbsp;</span></p><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzU3NzY4MDA2MQ==" data-headimg="http://mmbiz.qpic.cn/mmbiz_png/ExQiac8mAOl9MonXrpCQGRwtuwWlxRjVdibaU92fro2CiaQTorrzM0fpySBoG8ZTCAaetibrgAwWDAfiaVZGiaGtnUyw/0?wx_fmt=png" data-nickname="小龙叨逼叨" data-alias="xiaolongdbd" data-signature="搞笑我们是认真的！奇葩搞笑段子，每天小龙陪你叨逼叨！" data-from="1"></mpprofile></section><h1 style="white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: right;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="font-size: 15px;background-color: rgb(255, 218, 81);"></span></h1><h1 style="white-space: normal;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: right;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 218, 81);font-size: 12px;"><strong><strong><span style="background-color: rgb(255, 218, 81);color: rgb(51, 51, 51);font-family: -apple-system, BlinkMacSystemFont, &quot;Helvetica Neue&quot;, &quot;PingFang SC&quot;, &quot;Hiragino Sans GB&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: center;">各位兄弟，帮点个赞吧！胆大的兄弟，帮点个在看！</span></strong></strong></span></h1><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: right;letter-spacing: 0.54px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);font-size: 12px;"><strong style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 0.54px;">↘↘↘</strong></span></p></div>Sun, 04 Oct 2026 12:55:15 +0800https://www.heiliao-wang.com/post/84.html<div class='wxsyncmain'><section><iframe class="video_iframe rich_pages" data-vidtype="2" data-mpvid="wxv_2451788651551621122" data-cover="http%3A%2F%2Fmmbiz.qpic.cn%2Fmmbiz_jpg%2FTg2t5gFBH9iagbk4IrydV5TWgz7zib6WD1NLRH5F6icDcB1V8kD46mxlWYYe2jmtQNIIjptH15vAR2NBcY1rLKIUw%2F0%3Fwx_fmt%3Djpeg" allowfullscreen="" data-ratio="1.0256410256410255" data-w="720" frameborder="0" style="border-radius: 4px;" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/mp/readtemplate?t=pages/video_player_tmpl&amp;action=mpvideo&amp;auto=0&amp;vid=wxv_2451788651551621122" width="100%" height="702"></iframe></section><p><br /></p><p>压枪像在拉小提琴一样，优雅</p><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><br /></section><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzU3NzY4MDA2MQ==" 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&quot;Microsoft YaHei UI&quot;, &quot;Microsoft YaHei&quot;, Arial, sans-serif;letter-spacing: 0.544px;text-align: center;">各位兄弟，帮点个赞吧！胆大的兄弟，帮点个在看！</span></strong></strong></span></h1><p style="white-space: normal;text-align: right;letter-spacing: 0.54px;font-family: Optima-Regular, PingFangTC-light;"><span style="background-color: rgb(254, 222, 5);font-size: 12px;"><strong style="font-size: 15px;letter-spacing: 0.54px;">↘↘↘</strong></span></p></div>Sat, 03 Oct 2026 12:55:45 +0800https://www.heiliao-wang.com/post/6.html<div class='wxsyncmain'><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);"><strong><span style="font-size: 20px;">①</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">乘地铁，想和旁边换个座位，但是旁边座位没人，这怎么换呀，找谁商量呢？</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: justify;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">②</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">美国电脑专家：比尔盖茨</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">中国电脑专家：杨永信</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;outline: 0px;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: justify;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">③</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">别人性格开朗的原因：生活顺利、工作轻松、有钱、好看。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">我性格开朗的原因：我装的。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;outline: 0px;overflow-wrap: break-word !important;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: justify;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">④</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">问：自从知道举报间谍奖励十万后，已经把室友吊起来，打了三天了，他还是不松口怎么办？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">答：这更能说明你室友受过严格的训练。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1658329891247" data-id="1658329891247"></mpcpc></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑤</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">问：为什么大部分中国人没有学过繁体字却能看都懂？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">答：實，会念吗？那这样呢：其實，這樣你就會念了。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: justify;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑥</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">问一男生：你为女人哭过吗？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">答：哭过。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">问：谁？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">答：我妈，被打得老惨了，哭得嗓子都哑了。</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: justify;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑦</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">一天，牛给驴出了一道难题。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">牛问驴：“蠢”字下面两只虫子哪只是公的，哪只是母的？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">驴绞尽脑汁，还是答不上来。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">牛骂道：真是头蠢驴，男左女右嘛！</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: justify;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑧</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">夜里，老婆听到老公在哭泣，忙把他推醒，问：“你怎么了？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">老公揉揉眼，说：“我梦见我又结婚了。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">老婆乐了：“那多好啊，你哭啥？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">老公苦着脸说：“可新娘还是你。。。”</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><mpcpc js_editor_cpcad="" class="js_cpc_area cpc_iframe" data-category_id_list="1|3|5|6|7|8|11|16|17|22|24|26|27|28|29|31|32|35|36|37|39|41|42|43|45|46|47|48|49|50|51|52|53|54|55" src="https://mp.weixin.qq.com/cgi-bin/readtemplate?t=tmpl/cpc_tmpl#1658329898261" data-id="1658329898261"></mpcpc></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑨</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">一男内急欲找厕所，路遇一美女。&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">男：“你好，你知道附近哪有厕所吗？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">女：“你是找男厕所还是女厕所？”&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">男：“。。。男厕所。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">女：“在女厕所旁边。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">男：“女厕所在哪？”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">女：“你个大变态，一大老爷们找女厕所。。。”</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">男：........</span></p><p style="text-align: justify;white-space: normal;"><span style="font-size: 12px;text-align: justify;">&nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><strong><span style="color: rgb(122, 68, 66);font-size: 20px;">⑩</span></strong></span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">有一天，一个大哥去纹身。</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">老板问他：要纹个什么？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">大哥说：纹一条龙吧！</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">老板说：好！</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">完事后大哥一看，</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">立马把老板揍进了医院！</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">警察问大哥为什么要打老板？</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">大哥说：我让他纹一条龙，</span></p><p style="margin-right: 16px;margin-left: 16px;text-align: justify;white-space: normal;line-height: 1.75em;"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">他给我纹的是：3、4、5、6、7、8、9、10、j、Q、k。</span></p><section class="mp_profile_iframe_wrp"><mpprofile class="js_uneditable custom_select_card mp_profile_iframe" data-pluginname="mpprofile" data-id="MzU3NzY4MDA2MQ==" 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